i'm seventeen. and i'm just wondering around hoping one day someone notices me.
nothing feels better than winning monopoly. not love. not sex. not free pizza. nothing
I’m sorry, have you tried pizza…?
yes and it doesn’t compare to owning half the board and watching the light die from your friends eyes as you take their money and feel your friendship slowly deteriorate
i like you
do you ever realize that your followers aren’t just a number
they’re real people with jobs and pets and possibly an annoying neighbor
you have real people who like you
i don’t say it often enough, but to all you lovely people who decided to follow me, thank you. it means the absolute world to me.